If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About a Quart Low

by Lewis Grizzard

Paper Book, 1983

Status

Available

Call number

814.54

Genres

Publication

Peachtree Pub Ltd (1983), Hardcover, 279 pages

Description

Nonfiction. Humor (Nonfiction.) HTML: A veteran of the Divorce Wars speaks out ... on growing up (Happiness is a Red-Headed Cheerleader), first love (She Wore Spaghetti, But I Loved Her Anyway), marriage (Panty Hose on the Show Rod and Raisins in the Rice), and divorce (Loneliness and No Clean Underwear). Grizzard even offers advice to the young (Never Kiss a Lady When Her Mouth is Full of Snuff) and how his mother gave him fresh "hand-squoze" orange juice and spoiled him for the three women he would someday marry �?? and divorce. With the down-home humor that has made him one of America's most popular newspaper columnists, and poignant insights into his own life and loves in these modern times, here is Lewis Grizzard at his bittersweet best.… (more)

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LibraryThing member keylawk
The author presents autobiographical anecdotes about growing up, first love, marriage, divorce, and dating advice for men. Apparently these were newspaper columns. Grizzard is Southern humor -- exaggerated, but touching, and almost always bitter. Born of woman, and thrice-divorced, he has managed
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to learned nothing from the experience but can write Southern subordination. As a memoir, it speaks of more than anyone would want to know. He writes as if on a permanent battlefront of the gender wars, and does not fill me with pride in being a man.

As a "journalist", Gizzard is good for details. His description of a Billy Graham Crusade -- and he saw so many calls to "dee-ci-shun" he had the show memorized by the age of 14 -- is revealed at the same time as he is describing his first kiss in a hayride. The crusade appeals to fear and certainty of hellfire, which he is willing to endure for the chance to kiss a girl while missing the sermon. The crusade and the kiss apparently hit the same level of maturity, and it more or less peaks in the pile of hay for Grizzard.
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Physical description

279 p.; 9.1 inches

ISBN

0931948452 / 9780931948459

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