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Vicious Galoot Books (2009), 316 pages
Description
Strap on your athletic cup and grab a barf bag. The Dr. Reverend Lance Carbuncle is going to kick you square in the balls and send you on a wild ride that may or may not answer the following questions: what happens when two white trash, trailer park-dwelling, platonic life partners go on a moronic and misdirected crime spree?; can their manly love for each other endure when one of them suffers a psychological bitch-slap that renders him a homicidal maniac?; will a snaggletoothed teenage prostitute tear them apart?; what is the best way to use a dead illegal alien to your advantage in a hostage situation?; what's that smell?; and, what the hell is Alf the Sacred Burro coughing up? Carbuncle's latest offering, Grundish and Askew, ponders these troubling questions and more. So sit down, put on some protective goggles, and get ready for Carbuncle to blast you in the face with a warm load of fictitious sickness. Reader Views 2009 Literary Awards, First Place, Humor Category - This book could easily be the sleeper of the year Reviewer Magazine - an imaginative, almost hallucinatory tale of madness, traveling and free spirits doing what they want. The Daily Loaf - Think of those grungy, maggoty knuckle-dragging villains in Carl Hiaasen and Tim Dorsey novels. Those morons are *%#*ing Osmond family teasippers compared to the crew Carbuncle has created.… (more)
User reviews
LibraryThing member DanielClausen
Perhaps Carbuncle's first book desensitized me. Or, perhaps it was easier for me to see past the farting, shitting, blood, semen, etc, at this stage in my mature adulthood...but in one respect this book fails to deliver as advertised. Reading the back cover of the book, we're told to "get ready for
To be honest, I never felt like I was blasted in the face with anything. Actually, the author has a much more sensitive and subtle tale to tell. In some ways, (though I haven't read this book in a while) the book reminds me of Of Mice and Men. Carbuncle writes of people that have been downtrodden, run over, and in many ways forget. There are long stretches of the book where you just get to feel what it's like to be really crapped on by life. One of the main characters (Grundish), who is the older brother-type character of the two, starts off his familiar speech to his life long friend. "Guys like us, the ones who work the shitty jobs..."
And for me, that's what the book is about. And it needs to be written about. It needs to be written about in a way that's fun, has a sickly donkey, a 72 Camero, hilly billy cops, tales of hookers, and obscenely large turds in toilets. But in the end, it's a tale about guys like us. And if you're not one of us, than the books tells you about guys like us. In order for the book to work, you need to feel like Askew and Grundish for a while--by the end of the book, their journey matters because you become them.
For fans of Carbuncle's other book--here's a prediction: Turleen is going to have a cameo in his next book. That, or keeping with the animal theme, it's Alf the Sacred Burro.
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Carbuncle to blast you in the face with a warm load of fictitious sickness".To be honest, I never felt like I was blasted in the face with anything. Actually, the author has a much more sensitive and subtle tale to tell. In some ways, (though I haven't read this book in a while) the book reminds me of Of Mice and Men. Carbuncle writes of people that have been downtrodden, run over, and in many ways forget. There are long stretches of the book where you just get to feel what it's like to be really crapped on by life. One of the main characters (Grundish), who is the older brother-type character of the two, starts off his familiar speech to his life long friend. "Guys like us, the ones who work the shitty jobs..."
And for me, that's what the book is about. And it needs to be written about. It needs to be written about in a way that's fun, has a sickly donkey, a 72 Camero, hilly billy cops, tales of hookers, and obscenely large turds in toilets. But in the end, it's a tale about guys like us. And if you're not one of us, than the books tells you about guys like us. In order for the book to work, you need to feel like Askew and Grundish for a while--by the end of the book, their journey matters because you become them.
For fans of Carbuncle's other book--here's a prediction: Turleen is going to have a cameo in his next book. That, or keeping with the animal theme, it's Alf the Sacred Burro.
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LibraryThing member ccourtland
I’m taking a different slant to reviewing this novel. Too much of the pullit-surprise awesomeness would be exposed and you really should take the cult-fiction journey naked.
Grundish and Askew is an unconventional 5-star novel that rules its own genre with tenacity and confidence. Nothing is off
Interestingly, a fantastic revenge is inserted mid-way through the novel when the author addresses a previous critic’s comments and shoves them in the mouth of a character. For this, I get on my knees and bow whiling chanting god-like phrases. Presto, the pretentious, bloated, pompous windbag is instantly infamous! In the indie literary world we’ve named this type of reviewer Nestor Maronski (see Facebook, Twitter and Bestseller Bound for details). Yep, go ahead and Google it!
Lets examine.
“If this is a novel, it seems to me that the author has just speckled it with bizarre characters, footnotes and profanity, hoping that the shock value will be enough to carry the story."
I could not disagree more! The characters are symptoms of our own stereotypical ideologies. As a society, we’ve come together to create Grundish, Askew, Turleen and collectively provide the setting, and behaviors of their neighbors. It’s the most honest reflection of contemporary thinking. Is it shocking, in your face, blunt and downright offensive? Yes, and that is the beauty of the story.
Shall we continue…back to our favorite critic.
“…But, the book’s most painful flaw is its lack of any thoughtfully crafted deeper meaning or unifying theme.”
I can not directly comment on the previous story for which this addresses, but in Grundish and Askew there is undoubtedly several deep and meaningful themes and if a reader misses them, a hex on you! So, what are these delightful themes? I’ll give it a shot by brainstorming a few off the top of my cliché head.
* Friendship (the bromance is outstanding)
* Family (what is a family and then of course, loyalty to Turleen)
* Economic limitations: culture, race, geography and education
* Crime and justice- role of juvee, prison and revolving door
* Ageism
* Mental health and illness, dependency, and co-dependency
* The value of life and death…blah, blah, etcetera.
The comedic attributes do no lessen the greater importance of the message. In fact, ironically, it enhances the seriousness and the message(s) the author are conveying. The most obvious example is presented in the repetitive story Grundish tells Askew whenever they face separation. It begins, “Guys like us, you know, the ones that work the shit jobs and scrape by, are the loneliest guys in the world. Can’t keep jobs. Don’t fit in. They ain’t got nobody in the world that give a sideways $@*! about them…” Here’s the sign, the big whooper, the deeper meaning, the theme and/or thesis statement. This is the psychology behind the literary curtain as it pertains to this creative story.
NEXT! Wingbag continues:
“The characters are outright unlikable and the author fails to provide us with a point as to what, exactly, he is trying accomplish.”
Unlikeable? I believe that depends on each readers own experience. You might not like them, but unless the wizard forgot to give you a heart I’m certain most can sympathize. The end game of a character is not to make readers like them – how lame would that be? Characters are often devices utilized by authors to communicate. In this case, a talking donkey works perfectly. Characters may manifest in many forms spreading the spectrum from fuzzy-feel-good or horrifyingly disgusting.
Alrightly almighty douche, moving on….
"To be fair, it also cannot be said that this book is completely without any talent or redemption."
By far this is a unique, creative, inventive, character-rich, language exploring, boundary breaking and imaginative book. In my singular opinion, the author is incredibly talented, daring and unapologetic. *Note: I am not related, previously befriended, or paid by the author to state this, but if he becomes rich I might claim to be a long lost third-removed cousin by marriage.
Wait for it…this is my favorite part of the review and the kick’em while they’re down death blow:
"The editing is not awful. BUT…”
POW! Suckerpucnch! The EDITING? Really? All I can say is see footnote: [regarding made up words] author is attempting to help move words in the direction of standardization, if for no other reason then to irritate snooty vocabulary police.” My response to the final nugget and to all who include such nonsense in a review, “Oh Nestor Maronski I thought we killed you in Cutting The Fat by Maria Savva and Jason McIntyre (Google it, then buy it).
Grundish and Askew is an unconventional 5-star novel that rules its own genre with tenacity and confidence. Nothing is off
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the table or taboo here. You’ll get language, violence, grossness (I think I just made that word up) and dysfunctional characters that will make your weird relations appear normal. Scary!Interestingly, a fantastic revenge is inserted mid-way through the novel when the author addresses a previous critic’s comments and shoves them in the mouth of a character. For this, I get on my knees and bow whiling chanting god-like phrases. Presto, the pretentious, bloated, pompous windbag is instantly infamous! In the indie literary world we’ve named this type of reviewer Nestor Maronski (see Facebook, Twitter and Bestseller Bound for details). Yep, go ahead and Google it!
Lets examine.
“If this is a novel, it seems to me that the author has just speckled it with bizarre characters, footnotes and profanity, hoping that the shock value will be enough to carry the story."
I could not disagree more! The characters are symptoms of our own stereotypical ideologies. As a society, we’ve come together to create Grundish, Askew, Turleen and collectively provide the setting, and behaviors of their neighbors. It’s the most honest reflection of contemporary thinking. Is it shocking, in your face, blunt and downright offensive? Yes, and that is the beauty of the story.
Shall we continue…back to our favorite critic.
“…But, the book’s most painful flaw is its lack of any thoughtfully crafted deeper meaning or unifying theme.”
I can not directly comment on the previous story for which this addresses, but in Grundish and Askew there is undoubtedly several deep and meaningful themes and if a reader misses them, a hex on you! So, what are these delightful themes? I’ll give it a shot by brainstorming a few off the top of my cliché head.
* Friendship (the bromance is outstanding)
* Family (what is a family and then of course, loyalty to Turleen)
* Economic limitations: culture, race, geography and education
* Crime and justice- role of juvee, prison and revolving door
* Ageism
* Mental health and illness, dependency, and co-dependency
* The value of life and death…blah, blah, etcetera.
The comedic attributes do no lessen the greater importance of the message. In fact, ironically, it enhances the seriousness and the message(s) the author are conveying. The most obvious example is presented in the repetitive story Grundish tells Askew whenever they face separation. It begins, “Guys like us, you know, the ones that work the shit jobs and scrape by, are the loneliest guys in the world. Can’t keep jobs. Don’t fit in. They ain’t got nobody in the world that give a sideways $@*! about them…” Here’s the sign, the big whooper, the deeper meaning, the theme and/or thesis statement. This is the psychology behind the literary curtain as it pertains to this creative story.
NEXT! Wingbag continues:
“The characters are outright unlikable and the author fails to provide us with a point as to what, exactly, he is trying accomplish.”
Unlikeable? I believe that depends on each readers own experience. You might not like them, but unless the wizard forgot to give you a heart I’m certain most can sympathize. The end game of a character is not to make readers like them – how lame would that be? Characters are often devices utilized by authors to communicate. In this case, a talking donkey works perfectly. Characters may manifest in many forms spreading the spectrum from fuzzy-feel-good or horrifyingly disgusting.
Alrightly almighty douche, moving on….
"To be fair, it also cannot be said that this book is completely without any talent or redemption."
By far this is a unique, creative, inventive, character-rich, language exploring, boundary breaking and imaginative book. In my singular opinion, the author is incredibly talented, daring and unapologetic. *Note: I am not related, previously befriended, or paid by the author to state this, but if he becomes rich I might claim to be a long lost third-removed cousin by marriage.
Wait for it…this is my favorite part of the review and the kick’em while they’re down death blow:
"The editing is not awful. BUT…”
POW! Suckerpucnch! The EDITING? Really? All I can say is see footnote: [regarding made up words] author is attempting to help move words in the direction of standardization, if for no other reason then to irritate snooty vocabulary police.” My response to the final nugget and to all who include such nonsense in a review, “Oh Nestor Maronski I thought we killed you in Cutting The Fat by Maria Savva and Jason McIntyre (Google it, then buy it).
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LibraryThing member asigg44
I won this book from the Member Giveaways on Library Thing.
When entering to win this book on Library Thing, there was a warning that this book was not for the faint of heart. That was absolutely correct! While this book bordered on the disgusting, it strangely made me want to read more. It is a
When entering to win this book on Library Thing, there was a warning that this book was not for the faint of heart. That was absolutely correct! While this book bordered on the disgusting, it strangely made me want to read more. It is a
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fast paced read and was certainly anything but boring. While it was very strange in many parts of the book, it all came together very nicely and the flow of the book made sense. The ending was well thought out and made sense with the rest of the book. I do not recommend this to anyone who gets squeamish or offended easily, but for those who can handle it the book might be an interesting read! Show Less
LibraryThing member Rebecca.Jane
I appreciated the warning about the appropriateness that came with this book. It definitely needed it. The characters are disgusting, their actions are appalling, but I just couldn't put the book down. It's repulsing, but impossible to look away from. I thoroughly enjoyed the author's notes in the
Although this book was disturbing, the ending was beautiful. The love between the characters is almost tangible. It was a disgusting, but beautiful story. This definitely makes it on the list of my favorite books.
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back of the book. I'll definitely be on the lookout for other books by this author. Although this book was disturbing, the ending was beautiful. The love between the characters is almost tangible. It was a disgusting, but beautiful story. This definitely makes it on the list of my favorite books.
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LibraryThing member mohitgoel
I received this book as part of the LibraryThing Member giveaway.
The book came with a warning that it is not for faint of heart. I was a little skeptical about reading such a book as I usually don't read such genre but I guess i am a little glad that I did.
There is some serious graphic description
In any case, people who subscribe to such a genre will find it a good read.
The book came with a warning that it is not for faint of heart. I was a little skeptical about reading such a book as I usually don't read such genre but I guess i am a little glad that I did.
There is some serious graphic description
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of stuff that is better left undescribed. I guess the entire story was kind of worth it but I am not sure I have the stomach for another one of these.In any case, people who subscribe to such a genre will find it a good read.
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LibraryThing member Superkay
This book is amazing and not for the faint of heart.
This is the first time I have ever read a dark comedy fiction. I didn't think this book would be able to pull off something like this and boy was I wrong.
This book is balls to the wall, gritty, straight forward, full speed, dark comedy fiction. I
I also loved the part when the book knows its a book. It takes big BIG balls to critique your own novel during your own novel. This author knows what he is doing and does it well. when I have the time and the money I am getting the previous book before this.
Normally for a good book I would give a 4.5 but i give this a full 5. If i could... I would give it a 9. This book keep me intrigued, laughing, and several times my mouth dropped.
I recommend this book to everyone.... except those who are sensitive. No way on earth you are going to make it through this book.
This is the first time I have ever read a dark comedy fiction. I didn't think this book would be able to pull off something like this and boy was I wrong.
This book is balls to the wall, gritty, straight forward, full speed, dark comedy fiction. I
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am now in love with a new genre. I never thought i would care so much about two characters in my life. They were so in depth and you followed them so closely that you were actually hoping they achieved this simple dream of hookers, weed, and yacht on international seas.I also loved the part when the book knows its a book. It takes big BIG balls to critique your own novel during your own novel. This author knows what he is doing and does it well. when I have the time and the money I am getting the previous book before this.
Normally for a good book I would give a 4.5 but i give this a full 5. If i could... I would give it a 9. This book keep me intrigued, laughing, and several times my mouth dropped.
I recommend this book to everyone.... except those who are sensitive. No way on earth you are going to make it through this book.
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LibraryThing member Jasmyn
Disturbing, wild and random. Im still not sure if I like this book or not. Very nice ending and the story kind of sticks to a person. I almost always find a few lessons in the books I read and this one is no different. Thank you for writing this book, hopefully it will change a few wayward people
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LibraryThing member AlexLux
It's a dark, disgusting comedy. And I liked it. It makes an impact, which is rare. I found myself pondering over it throughout the day. Read the book. You may love it, you may hate it. It might make you throw up a little. But it will make you think. Mostly, 'What the Hell?' But that's a good
Also, there are footnotes. I love footnotes and these are awesome.
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thing.Also, there are footnotes. I love footnotes and these are awesome.
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LibraryThing member Scoshie
Imagine if Kurt Vonnegut found an unpublished John Steinbeck novel and gave it a rewrite. Then imagine in a drugged out haze Hunter S Thompson found it and rewrote it again, this book is what you would get. Losers Grundish and friend since childhood Leroy Askew can't seem to catch a break. Askew
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who has never raised his voice as long as Grundish has known him, goes into a killing rampage. Hiding from the law with Askew's Aunt, they get deeper and deeper into trouble. WOW. Greta way to spend an afternoon in the sun. Show Less
LibraryThing member David_David_Katzman
I sing the body poop-centric.
What is Grundish & Askew? Well, the human body is quite grundish at times and definitely askew. After all, we all get sick, we all eventually get old and die (unless we’re crushed by a large object before it’s really time for us to go…and such events are, perhaps,
Carbuncle’s bodily theme is communicated through the quite amusing story of two white trash lowlifes committing semi-accidental murder (repeatedly) while on the run from the pigs. Is it well told?...absolutely. Very funny and with sincere, solid characters. It’s a great adventure story. In fact, I felt the story was so well written, that the occasional footnotes that were “from the author,” giving a slight post-modern spin on the book, were unnecessary and detracted from the narrative itself, which rocked like Molly Hatchet. Yes, you need a bit of a stomach to appreciate this, but any reader willing to step out of her ivory tower and get down in the muck will love it. Highly recommended.
What is Grundish & Askew? Well, the human body is quite grundish at times and definitely askew. After all, we all get sick, we all eventually get old and die (unless we’re crushed by a large object before it’s really time for us to go…and such events are, perhaps,
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uber-grundish). This book purports to be a buddy story, about two downtrodden fools, but I think it’s more of a meditation on all the fucked up shit that makes us physically tick. It’s reminding us that we are animals, human animals, yes, but animals with body parts that go bad, organs that spring leaks, and even minds that can’t be controlled with will-power. In many ways, we are helplessly at the mercy of Mother Nature. Alzheimer’s might be in our genes. Or perhaps a grapefruit-sized tumor is preparing to burst from our neck. Grundish & Askew slaps us around a bit and says, hey motherfucker, you ain’t some kind of flying spaghetti-monster angel, you’re made out of dirt. It’s a reminder well deserved given all the self-help pabulum that people turn to when the going gets tough.Carbuncle’s bodily theme is communicated through the quite amusing story of two white trash lowlifes committing semi-accidental murder (repeatedly) while on the run from the pigs. Is it well told?...absolutely. Very funny and with sincere, solid characters. It’s a great adventure story. In fact, I felt the story was so well written, that the occasional footnotes that were “from the author,” giving a slight post-modern spin on the book, were unnecessary and detracted from the narrative itself, which rocked like Molly Hatchet. Yes, you need a bit of a stomach to appreciate this, but any reader willing to step out of her ivory tower and get down in the muck will love it. Highly recommended.
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LibraryThing member ragwaine
Mr. Carbuncle's reviews of his own books read like something a brilliant adolescent boy raised on Beavis and Butthead and Quinten Tarantino might have written. The humble, multi-layered, self-praise really caught my attention in a kindred spirit kind of way.
So I made the leap of faith and bought
If you haven't read Of Mice and Men then I would suggest you do or at least see the movie before reading this. If not it will still be fun but the ending won't be as "touching".
Just a couple comments. This is bizarre, scatological, meta writing. Not something you pick up at an airport before you hop on a jet. It's not deep, you don't need to intensely concentrate or even be all the way sober or awake to read it but it is not your average summer blockbuster.
It's a modern day retelling of Mice and Men, that includes ghostly talking dogs, white trash main characters, and some great informational footnotes. I LOL'd many times and often found myself reading out of the book to gross those around me out or just blow their minds.
As with most "experimental" stuff I read I thought it could have been a little shorter but really I took forever to read it (because I've been writing a lot myself) so it may have been affect of reading it over 2 months.
So I made the leap of faith and bought
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one of his books. I don't regret it and actually plan on buying another copy to send to a friend.If you haven't read Of Mice and Men then I would suggest you do or at least see the movie before reading this. If not it will still be fun but the ending won't be as "touching".
Just a couple comments. This is bizarre, scatological, meta writing. Not something you pick up at an airport before you hop on a jet. It's not deep, you don't need to intensely concentrate or even be all the way sober or awake to read it but it is not your average summer blockbuster.
It's a modern day retelling of Mice and Men, that includes ghostly talking dogs, white trash main characters, and some great informational footnotes. I LOL'd many times and often found myself reading out of the book to gross those around me out or just blow their minds.
As with most "experimental" stuff I read I thought it could have been a little shorter but really I took forever to read it (because I've been writing a lot myself) so it may have been affect of reading it over 2 months.
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LibraryThing member steeleyjan
It's been a long time since I listened to a book in one sitting, but I could not set "Grundish and Askew" aside. Without a doubt, it is one of the funniest books I have ever read.
Grundish and Askew are two friends who are outlandish, socially inappropriate, and irreverent. I loved them, and knew
Askew, whose family lineage has graced prisons for a couple of centuries, has simply bought one too many tickets to ride the crazy train, and just never got off. And Grundish,....well, I believe there is a whole lot more to Grundish. I'll let you decide for yourself.
Lance Carbuncle (now that's funny) has a writing style that reminds me a lot of Hunter S. Thompson. Carbuncle has more wit than Thompson, but also has that same gift of being able to create those flamboyant, unorthodox, flawed characters that draw you in without effort or thought.
The narrator was an exact match for this novel, and was character consistent. Impressive.
This book is graphic and the swearing is endless.. but somehow appropriate. It accurately reflects the characters and their way of life.
Reader, don't be overwhelmed by the reviews. It's ok. Just jump on the crazy train. Hunter S. Thompson would be the first to say, "Buy the ticket. Take the ride."
Grundish and Askew are two friends who are outlandish, socially inappropriate, and irreverent. I loved them, and knew
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them well by the ending of the novel. Askew, whose family lineage has graced prisons for a couple of centuries, has simply bought one too many tickets to ride the crazy train, and just never got off. And Grundish,....well, I believe there is a whole lot more to Grundish. I'll let you decide for yourself.
Lance Carbuncle (now that's funny) has a writing style that reminds me a lot of Hunter S. Thompson. Carbuncle has more wit than Thompson, but also has that same gift of being able to create those flamboyant, unorthodox, flawed characters that draw you in without effort or thought.
The narrator was an exact match for this novel, and was character consistent. Impressive.
This book is graphic and the swearing is endless.. but somehow appropriate. It accurately reflects the characters and their way of life.
Reader, don't be overwhelmed by the reviews. It's ok. Just jump on the crazy train. Hunter S. Thompson would be the first to say, "Buy the ticket. Take the ride."
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Language
Original language
English
Physical description
316 p.; 5 inches
ISBN
0982280009 / 9780982280003