Notting Hell: A Novel

by Rachel Johnson

Hardcover, 2007

Status

Available

Call number

823.92

Collection

Publication

Touchstone (2007), Edition: 1ST, Hardcover, 352 pages

Description

EVERY CITY HAS A NOTTING HELL . . . "A spot of extramarital nookie with a close neighbor is one thing. We're all grown-ups here. But selling a rare-to-the-market mid-Victorian house -- not merely a house but our children's ancestral family home -- on a communal garden, the sort of house that a banker would trample over his own grandmother to spend his bonus on -- is another thing entirely. It's wrong." Meet Mimi. Mimi may "have it all" -- the house, the children, the part-time vanity job, the skinny jeans, the feng shui guru -- but life chez Fleming is not as cushy as she'd like (husband Ralph prefers the trout stream to the fast lane). And when Mimi meets Si, the new billionaire on the block, at a sushi party, she soon faces a choice of keeping up or keeping it real. Then there's her best friend Clare, neat-freak garden designer, deep in biopanic about her childlessness with eco-architect husband, Gideon. Clare monitors all illicit activity in the private West London compound, from light adultery to heavy construction, and she is watching Mimi. . . . Notting Hell is a wickedly funny and oh-so-recognizable comedy of manners, filleting life on a communal garden in London. So take your irreplaceable numbered key and enter Lonsdale Gardens, the world of wealthy one-upmanship, where the old-fashioned laws of love still rule among the stainless steel kitchen appliances, cashmere throws, and compassionately produced cups of latte. INCLUDES "Notting Hill for Beginners," a witty guide to the must-haves and must knows of Notting Hill… (more)

User reviews

LibraryThing member herschelian
Bitchy,witty comedy of manners about the rich denizens of Notting Hill in London as they live now. Rachel Johnson knows whereof she speaks and has cleverly disected the lives of the Yummy Mummies, trustafarians and big city earners. A great book to read on train or plane, but might not seem so
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funny to non British readers.
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LibraryThing member judithann
Good chicklit! Having lived in England, some of this is so recognisable! The book deals with the lives of some very rich people around an enclosed garden. They just love to spend money for no good reason, and queue up, just like us lowlives, but they queue in expensive health food shops. On the
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other hand, the chauffeur picking up their husband, spends up to an hour double parked near the front door, so the husband, when he is ready to leave, does not have to wait a single moment. That sort of thing. Meanwhile adultery is rife as well as the betrayal of friends.
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LibraryThing member parkinglady01
The cover of the book misled me into thinking that this would be a super cute and fun book to read; but I’m sorry to say this, it’s not. I thought it was going to be like Bridget Jones, but it wasn’t. There’s a communal garden (like the Julia Roberts “Notting Hill” movie) and everyone
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is cheating on everyone else, and I don’t know who is talking and I just got lost. Ultimately, it’s a rather depressing book about nothing, to which I have lost interest. I have 5 chapters left, but I’ve put it down, and I don’t know when I’ll pick it back up.
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LibraryThing member Fluffyblue
Good story slightly ruined by the mistakes in the print. It didn't seem to have been proof read before being sent off to the printers!
LibraryThing member Eyejaybee
Rachel Johnson writes as capably as her brother (the irksome Boris of that ilk), and gives a very entertaining account of life in one of the communal garden squares in Notting Hill (which I like to think of as London's other Hill).

The story unfolds in a series of alternating narratives recounted
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by Clare (immensely wealthy, nearly forty, obsessively tidy and increasingly distraught at her continuing failure to conceive) and Mimi (Clare's slightly younger neighbour, relentlessly untidy, mother of three and in a state of unassailable denial about her family's gradual slide into financial decrepitude).

This is not really a novel in which much happens but the descriptions of the excesses of some of Clare's and Mimi's neighbours, and the insights into the competitive acquisitiveness (generally for its own sake) are hugely entertaining. There are some glorious set pieces, including a professionally catered dinner party at the house of the American bankers who are generally acknowledged as the wealthiest inhabitants of the square, and the summer sports event. In many ways it reminded me of John Lanchester's 'Capital' (the book, not the lamentable television adaptation), though without the seething menace that underpinned life on Pepys Road.

Beautifully observed, and delivered with delicious acidity, this was far more entertaining than I had expected, and I am now keen to read its successor volumes.
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LibraryThing member Devil_llama
This book has been on my shelves so long I am unable to remember what there was in the catalog description that could possibly have encouraged me to buy it; I rack my brain, I read the description on the book itself; no use. I have no answer. And having read it, I still ask myself, Why? Reading the
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blurbs on the back, it is clear the blurbers were totally enthused about the book. Is it possible I am wrong? Or do I just have different standard for "deliciously witty"? True, there are some great one-liners, and a few passages that truly sing, but for the most part, it is ordinary, pedestrian writing with totally uninteresting and unlikable characters. It seems the author may have been trying to skewer the noxious culture of wealth that pervades the Notting Hill set, but it's hard to see that in her writing, which seems to be trying to get you to sympathize with the plight of spoiled wives who turn their children over to nannies so they can do the hard work of "health and beauty maintenance" - in short, yoga, Pilates, and strange dietary customs at Whole Foods stores. If the author was trying to skewer this society, she is not a strong enough writer to pull it off. She should perhaps review the works of G. B. Shaw and Somerset Maugham, who did manage that successfully. Overall, I wish I had aborted the book when I realized it wasn't going to be good, and was still close enough to be beginning that I felt I could justify it, rather than rushing to get it finished so I could move on to something more satisfying.
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Original publication date

2006

Physical description

352 p.; 8.5 inches

ISBN

1416531769 / 9781416531760
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